Put “Christ” back into your Xmas groove. Oh, and beat your girlfriend too.
I find it oddly fitting that they reused the Chris Brown song from that white people wedding video in this Nativity “reenactment.” I mean, back in those days, beating the shit out of your future wife was considered good form.
These Christians getting jiggy wit it are really starting to make me smile. And not in the “Christ-like” way they’re hoping for. If you haven’t seen the CSH rap, that’s “Christian Side Hug” for you lame, WWJD-shunning asshole, PLEASE PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS!