The only New Moon review you need to watch

Finally, I’m getting some enjoyment out of the damn Twilight series thanks to Buck!!! Team Charlie ;) It’s almost 13 minutes long and gives every plot point so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t watch this. Honestly, all you really need to know is a Bella is a retarded, emo, adrenaline junky who needs a big kick in the cooz. And Jacob’s f’in hot. God, why did I read (listen to) all those stupid books…

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