Saw this on Bunny’s blog and it made me realize that yes, I am a cat person too. But her voice… It’s like a heavenly chorus of angels (choking on shards of glass).

I find it oddly fitting that they reused the Chris Brown song from that white people wedding video in this Nativity “reenactment.” I mean, back in those days, beating the shit out of your future wife was considered good form.

These Christians getting jiggy wit it are really starting to make me smile. And not in the “Christ-like” way they’re hoping for. If you haven’t seen the CSH rap, that’s “Christian Side Hug” for you lame, WWJD-shunning asshole, PLEASE PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS!

For those of you who slept your way through Sunday School and Confirmation Classes, you probably missed all the real important parts about Biblical marriage, aka opposite marriage. Take note lesbos and faggy poo pushers.

Being crucified isn’t as easy as it used to be.

I’m picturing her “wall phone” as some horrible split-pea soup green color with 18 feet of tangled cord that only stretches 4 or 5 feet because it’s so tangled. Oh wait, maybe that was one of my babysitter’s phone back in the day. You know, a few years ago or so… Anyway, go tweet yourself.

I just feel so bad for Jesus. How would you like your face recognized in the greasy aftermath of a cinnamon roll. I’m sorry but if Jesus was going to send you a sign, I would hope it would be in the form of a fucking gym membership. People will believe just about anything except the fact that “Cheesus” may just be another snack food full of empty calories.