Look at that beading!
Thursday, March 11th, 2010I HATE YOUR OUTFIT!!!
Archive for the ‘News-worthy’ Category
A tree by any other name… is a PENIS!
Friday, February 19th, 2010Yes! Yes! YES!
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010I SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Betty White’s SAG Award
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010The only thing missing from her speech was a St. Olaf story.
F science, Al Gore, Obama and socialism but give me my Medicare!
Friday, February 12th, 2010Long but very interesting and may help you on your journey of realizing stupid people are really our greatest enemy. Screw Al Queda.
“Don’t tell me this huge snow storm doesn’t disprove global warming!” Or “Don’t shit on my face and tell me you’re constipated.” Wait, does that even make sense? My analogies are as f’ed up as Glenn Beck’s tear ducts.
In summation, let’s all just remember that Geri Jewell got it wrong when she said, “when you’re hot, you’re hot!” Climate Change is more than just “warming.”
DIY LUBE!
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Just in time for Valentine’s Day! Safety WARNING: Make sure you let it cool before bom-chica-wah-wah.
The Last Airbender Trailer!
Thursday, February 11th, 2010I’m sooooo freaking excited about this movie! The last time I was this excited for a movie, it was “The Golden Compass.” Waa waa. Too bad it sucked and now we’ll never see the next two amazing books on the “golden” screen.
Anyway, M Night Shamalama-ding-dong better not F it up!
A Buck Quicky
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Run Sarah, Run!