What says “Happy Anniversary honey” better than a fart-proof blanket? And what about a “Living In Sin Blanket?” How moral of the marketing team.
Wait… how long until they make a snuggie out of this stuff? The self-dutch ovens in those things are nasty!
I really wish this phone call would the beginning of the great conservative exodus from America. And this racist asshole can be their Pied Pipper!
Oh well. There’s always next year. But I guess Kory’s birthday is coming up soon!
Just in time for Valentine’s Day! Safety WARNING: Make sure you let it cool before bom-chica-wah-wah.
This thought provoking Wal-mart commercial made me think of my ‘loo hometown native John Wayne Gacy. He used to work as a manager at our KFC before moving to Illinois where his killing escapades began. I wonder if it was his job with the Colonel that gave him his unbridled hunger for chicken… Too soon?
Maybe this is what Cousin Eddie was wearing on Xmas Eve? That designer leopard sure looks tempting!