A: Keep tripping your checking account :) Ba-dum ching.
Apparently this brilliant 18 year old girl deposited a bag of meth into an ATM up in Washington State. Seriously.
Follow THIS LINK for the whole two paragraphs of stupidity.
I think I’ll go and stand under them to emphasis just how many of them are in this tree. Uh, yeah.
This is a few weeks old but god it makes me laugh :) I love the guy who says,
“I’ve watched her get fucked a bunch of different ways. In the ass, in the mouth. I’ve seen her cum on. And then you find out she’s a racist. It’s filthy and disturbing, you know, in a bad way.”
Don’t watch this one at work gang, unless you work in the porn industry. And if you do, shoot me an email and let me know about it. You know, for journalistic reasons only… pervs. [NSFW]
I was talking with some work buddies this afternoon about the rumor of a possible draft and all I kept thinking about was how crowded the gay bars are going to get… Or maybe this is simply the beginning steps that our now “Rove-less” scarecrow of a president *if he only had a brain* is taking to rescind Don’t ask. Don’t tell. What a bittersweet day that would be for the new crop of FFA, the Future Fags of America.
But after watching this exclusive interview from the Onion, us gays can apparently put all this behind us… just where we like it…
My friend Troy passed this on to me today and I just couldn’t help but post about it. Mainly because it completely reminded me of the first Des Moines Pride Parade I went to after only being exposed to Chicago’s Pride up until that point. Now I don’t want to sound like Des Moines has no “pride” because it certainly does. However, there’s a certain kind of small town, fish-out-of-water sorta thing going on. And I’m not taking about the lesbian vespa brigade representing Iowa’s proud Dykes on Bikes, which we affectionly coined “Cooters on Scooters.”
And since I’ve been meaning to get a new category going, considering my Smart Quotes category hasn’t exactly inspired me, this wonderful article from the Onion marks to beginning of the new category Smart News (even if this is fake news, I hope)
And here are two photos from this year’s Pride Parades in Des Moines and Chicago that may help explain why this article made me chuckle so much. Check out my Flickr for many, many more!
