THANK YOU HEATHER for leading me towards the shining light of Brenda Dickson’s “vajeene” :)

First watch this from The Soup:

Then watch this!

Ok, the Japanese are crazy. We all know that. They have some very interesting ways of learning English as in the fantastic exercise videos I posted a while ago. Now this is a different take and one that’ll most definitely prepare you for a certain career. And if not a career, than at least a reputation…

The part about her parents and grandmother are especially interesting… Thanks Michael for sending this little gem to me!

She’s back and somewhat more sedated than usual.  No big deal though because she’s still one big fount of wisdom.

“I’m fixin’ to release the power of the Holy Ghost!”

Mmmm, sushi :)

Yeah, thank God for missing the damn sinners on the west coast and sending your watery wrath to us in the Midwest. Either you want to keep California safe for your divinely inspired off-shore oil drilling or you’re just like any other guy and have bad aim when you pee. Score 1 for the sodomites.

And as an aside to the topic of marriage, “my colors are blush and bashful.”

Please enjoy the following clip of John Stewart being his fantastic gay-love self :)

It’s good to workshop these kinds of things. You know. With a professional…