Put “Christ” back into your Xmas groove. Oh, and beat your girlfriend too.
Thursday, December 17th, 2009I find it oddly fitting that they reused the Chris Brown song from that white people wedding video in this Nativity “reenactment.” I mean, back in those days, beating the shit out of your future wife was considered good form.
These Christians getting jiggy wit it are really starting to make me smile. And not in the “Christ-like” way they’re hoping for. If you haven’t seen the CSH rap, that’s “Christian Side Hug” for you lame, WWJD-shunning asshole, PLEASE PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS!
Oopsie doodle Jesus
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009Being crucified isn’t as easy as it used to be.
And Finally Tonight… Jesus!
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009I just feel so bad for Jesus. How would you like your face recognized in the greasy aftermath of a cinnamon roll. I’m sorry but if Jesus was going to send you a sign, I would hope it would be in the form of a fucking gym membership. People will believe just about anything except the fact that “Cheesus” may just be another snack food full of empty calories.