The only New Moon review you need to watch

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Finally, I’m getting some enjoyment out of the damn Twilight series thanks to Buck!!! Team Charlie ;) It’s almost 13 minutes long and gives every plot point so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t watch this. Honestly, all you really need to know is a Bella is a retarded, emo, adrenaline junky who needs a big kick in the cooz. And Jacob’s f’in hot. God, why did I read (listen to) all those stupid books…

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J.K.’s Morning Show

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Still loving Craig Ferguson’s J.K. Rowling and Jeffrey Tambor’s Stephenie Meyer. Boy does Ms. Meyer’s writing suck. Anyway, more fart jokes. But lucrative ones :)

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No, both of you shut your holes!

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Yep, that’s what I thought. Greedy bitches.

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A Twi-tard’s exclusive “New Moon” interview

Friday, June 12th, 2009

“I <3 Boys Who Sparkle?" No. “I heart boys who get hired to act like boys who turn into wolves.” Team Jacob! But only be cause the actor, Taylor Lautner, is hot as hell!

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