Twilight for the Straight Guy
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010And butch-ish lesbians.
The only New Moon review you need to watch
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009Finally, I’m getting some enjoyment out of the damn Twilight series thanks to Buck!!! Team Charlie ;) It’s almost 13 minutes long and gives every plot point so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t watch this. Honestly, all you really need to know is a Bella is a retarded, emo, adrenaline junky who needs a big kick in the cooz. And Jacob’s f’in hot. God, why did I read (listen to) all those stupid books…
J.K.’s Morning Show
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009Still loving Craig Ferguson’s J.K. Rowling and Jeffrey Tambor’s Stephenie Meyer. Boy does Ms. Meyer’s writing suck. Anyway, more fart jokes. But lucrative ones :)
No, both of you shut your holes!
Thursday, August 6th, 2009Yep, that’s what I thought. Greedy bitches.
A Twi-tard’s exclusive “New Moon” interview
Friday, June 12th, 2009“I <3 Boys Who Sparkle?" No. “I heart boys who get hired to act like boys who turn into wolves.” Team Jacob! But only be cause the actor, Taylor Lautner, is hot as hell!
